"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
2014: Shulk? Who the hell is Shulk?
2008: Pit? Who the hell is Pit?
2001: Ice Climbers? Who the hell are the Ice Climbers?
1999: Ness? Who the hell is Ness?
two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
the bar was in japan.
must be why everyone is speaking in english
this is a dubbed text post
the manga was better
what if there was like a large gaming convention and everyone was going on about this mystery panel, the person running it doesnt reveal to the public what it is they just set it up and ask people to come find out and everyone goes to the panel and the room is murmuring what the fuck is going on and a normal looking dude just comes out, leans into the mic, and flawlessly announces “whats up everybody its cr1tikal” anD THE ENTIRE ROOM BREAKS INTO RIOTS
The big audio post I’ve been working on is a bit of a continuation from the other 2 that we’ve done before. I hope you like it.
The Security Guard is Hootey from Vinesauce
The Phone Guy is litterbot
Freddy is themrcreepypasta
Bonnie is creepypastajr
Chica is trinathewolf
Foxxy is wellheyproductions
Other Audios are